FREE C.O.G. RINGTONES!!!
ANNOY EVERYBODY IN THE ROOM EACH TIME YOUR PHONE RINGS!

Directions:
1. Save desired MP3 ringtone to your computer.
2. Find out your phone's email. Your phone’s email address is your 10-digit number at your carrier's email URL. Example: 5555555555@company.net
* AT&T: @mms.att.net
* Sprint: @messaging.sprintpcs.com
* T-Mobile: @tmomail.net
* Verizon: @vzwpix.com
3. Send a picture message or text message to your email account if your carrier is not listed. This will give you an address to reply to your phone.
4. Email the MP3 file to your phone as an attachment. In just a minute or so, your phone should receive your file.
5. Open the email on your phone, save the sound clip under message options, set it as a ringtone, and enjoy!(?)


FILBERT "RING!"
(from the C.O.G.-TV episode Rock City Morgus)

The hapless Filbert Snodgrass commands your phone to ring.

mp3 format audio, 10 seconds - 11k - style: Filbertronic


BOW 2 the PHONE


Pinkerton broadcasts his musical demand - answer the phone or else!

mp3 format audio, 24 seconds - 130k - style: Telephone takeover