COG-ZILLA (TRANSLATED) 3-11-10

Drumbot: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce myself. I'm drumbot, the world's most lovable robot drummer. Unfortunately for you all, my bosses are the most evil band in New Orleans, the Consortium of Genius. Before we begin, I would like to warn you that tonight's presentation had been prepared for our forthcoming tour of Japan, which I have just learned has been cancelled. We will therefore be dubbing all the in between song dialogue from Japanese BACK into English for your enjoyment. Got it? Good! OK, here we go!

Pinkerton: Greetings for miserable people of the Blue Nile club! I'm supreme overlord Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III, the genius leader of the consortium - known as the best center of gravity of the group C.O.G.!

All: COG!

Pinkerton: Please in a loud voice repeating the word C.O.G.!

ALL: COG!!!

Pinkerton: I like that. I said that is my superior intellect is huge for me. And tonight, the risk of combining power deadlier than all the world to achieve the ultimate victory over humanity by fire, hurricanes, the black plague...

ALL: THE WHAT?

Pinkerton: THE BLACK PLAGUE!

Pinkerton: Thank you. Arigato.

Dr. Z: But master Pinkerton how are we, to protect themselves from infection with this virus?

Pinkerton: Dr. Z my immediate attendant, you must stay at the hotel drinking milk and eating a lot of your right to health.

ALL: MILK?

Pinkerton: Wasted enough time! To describe the moment of my diabolical plan to be forced to accept me for me now is most diabolical, not yet! Dr. A Rachnid, get me the Enlarge-O-Tron!

Rachnid: Yes, Master Pinkerton

Pinkerton: Hahahaha nothing can stop my planning now... except perhaps the inhabitants of the planet of urine - Planet Peelander!

Dr. Z: What about Vampire pirates?

Pinkerton: Fool! Vampire pirates, unless there is a strong possibility, the one that opened one last bucket of blood!

Pinkerton: Now back to my patented Enlarge-O-Tron. I have run a computer simulation of its power. Observed a small plentiful cockroach. If we utilize the Enlarge-O-Tron, grow to giant size roaches! The power of the city of New Orleans will be no match for me! These cockroaches in the army, I take over the world! Mwahahahahaaa

Rachnid: Hey, I believe - what if I used the Enlarge-O-Tron on this stuffed doll Barney?

Pinkerton: Stop! What are you doing?!

Pinkerton: Dr. A Rachnid you fool! You almost condemned us to certain death! And the Angel of Death I wish Death upon!

Pinkerton: See how they fear us! There is only one thing more fearful - to be surrounded by skeletons dancing to the Local Skank

Dr Z: Oh, do you mean skaletons!

Pinkerton: This is scary! I'll test whether the brain of one of the spectators ready to decide on the dire consequences. Get my mind sonic probe!

Pinkerton: And now, the full discussion has taken place. It is time for my victory! We have gambled on long enough.

Pinkerton: Set the Enlarge-O-Tron and the maximum value, and fire, the specimens of this cockroach.

Z: But master Pinkerton has almost run out of battery.

Pinkerton: Silence, minion! Now, expand a bug!

Z: At once I will fire.

Pinkerton: This is only the beginning. In the army of cockroaches, I will command the new future!

Pinkerton: No! What is this? In my town, there is a need to destroy with the cockroaches! What bugs do not want to attack Why?

Rachnid: Maybe he wanted to party!

Pinkerton: This is unacceptable! I shall rule the world!

Z: Hey, I have an idea.

Pinkerton: All ideas will be better!

Z: You can manipulate the gun in the opposite direction! Freeze, Dr. Pinkerton!

Pinkerton: WHAT?! NO!!!

Pinkerton is reduced to a tiny size, and Rachnid steps on him.

Z: Now you can get funky!

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