Drumbot Explodesver. 11-23-08
Drumbot: Uhhhh, excuse me doctor Pinkerton
Pinkerton: What is it drumbot?
Drumbot: Well, I hate to break this to you, but before you guys got onstage, SOMEBODY in this club reprogrammed my circuits.
Pinkerton: Reprogrammed them to do WHAT precisely?
Drumbot: Reprogrammed them to EXPLODE if I stop drumming for more than one minute!
Drumbot: No time to explain! Let's rock!
Drumbot: So like I was saying, my nuclear batteries will go supercritical if I stop drumming for more than one minute.
Pinkerton: So, WHO did this to you? Can you point them out?
Drumbot: Sorry Dr. Pinkerton, but whoever did it seems to have erased my memory while they were in there!
Pinkerton: Can you suggest a course of action then?
Drumbot: Certainly. Let's rock!
Drumbot: Uhhhh, guys, remember, I'll explode if I stop drumming for more than one minute!
Drumbot: Guys, remember... one minute!
Drumbot: Hey Dr. Pinkerton, would you like me to compute the probability of you being able to survive if I DO explode?
Pinkerton: OK drumbot, compute the probability of us being able to escape the nuclear blast radius if you explode.
Drumbot: Certainly. You'll just escape with your lives if you run as fast as you can... NOW.
The scientists book it out the front door
Drumbot: 49. 48. 47. 46. 45. .... 7.. 6... 5. 4. 3. 2.. are they gone?
Drumbot: Whew, I thought they'd never leave! Well, people give yourselves a hand. YOU helped me defeat the mighty Consortium of Genius!
Drumbot: And now as a special gift, I'd like to thank you all by serenading you with my monster hit ballad from 2003. Hit it boys!
Trixie: Come in control... objective achieved. The anarchy chip worked perfectly!
Elsa: Good work Trixie. I'll relay instructions on a secure channel once you're back at the Secret Lab. Oh, and don't kill them... yet.
Trixie <disappointed>: Affirmative.
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