A Brief History of the C.O.G. (with links and scripts!) In Reverse Chrono-Illogical Order

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102nd Lecture - Sunday, October 19th, 2008
The House of Shock, New Orleans LA
Pictures by Amy Enyart

Set 1: Bow 2 Me / Science Party / The Wizard / I Don't Know / Lab Coat / Stonehenge / Too Many Atoms / Die Barney Die
Set 2: Born in the South / M.I.L.K. / The Creep / Saturday Night / Bucket of Blood / Holy Diver / Lo Bo To My / Black Plague / I Scream / Too Many Atoms

Our second night at the 2008 House of Shock was also hampered by malfunctioning sound equipment and operators, but again, nothing could stop the C.O.G. - even an ill-considered appearance by Yngwie Flattstein.

101st Lecture - Sunday, October 12th, 2008
The House of Shock, New Orleans LA
Pictures by Amy Enyart

Set 1: I Think Therefore I Rock / Bow 2 Me / The Wizard / I Don't Know / Lab Coat / Stonehenge
Set 2: Born in the South / M.I.L.K. / The Creep / Saturday Night / Bucket of Blood / Holy Diver / Lo Bo To My / Black Plague / I Scream / Too Many Atoms / Die Barney Die / Science Party

Our first night at the 2008 House of Shock was hampered by the lack of sound equipment, but nothing can stop the C.O.G.! After a stop by the Secret Lab for more monitors, we were up and rocking. The small crowd was nonetheless appreciative.

100th Lecture - "A COG-work Elvis"
Friday, September 19th, 2008 - One Eyed Jacks, New Orleans LA

With: Clockwork Elvis
Pictures by Jeannine Flores, Amy Enayrt, HD video by Arvid Cristina and Burgin Sundh

Songs: I Think Therefore I Rock / Bow 2 Me / It's Morally Wrong / Lab Coat / Science Fight / Blinded By Science / Why Do We Do It / Free Bird / Born in the South / Do the Creep / M.I.L.K. / I Scream / Funky Fresh / LoBoToMy/ Too Many Atoms / Green Slime / Stonehenge / Science Party / Just a Drumbot

C.O.G. celebrated their 100th Lecture by bringing the Time Door out of storage, in a scheme to wreck rock and roll history by substituting Elvis Presley for a future criminal... but Watson and Holmes the 5th were on the case! Great night with a great opening act and burlesque show in between bands. Lab Girl Trixie's New Orleans debut!

99th Lecture
Saturday, July 19th, 2008 - Babelcon 2008, Baton Rouge LA

Pictures by Amy Enyart, Kris Overstreet,

Set 1: Dance or Die 2K2 / Green Slime / The Creep / Why Do We Do It / So Confuse / All I Wanna Do Is You / It's Morally Wrong / Lab Coat / Bucket Of Blood / March of the Skaletons / Reach Out and Touch the Hand / Funky Fresh / Placebo! / Blinded By Science / Doctor Who / Just A Drumbot

Set 2: I Think Therefore I Rock / Science Fight / M.I.L.K. / Born In the South / Black Plague / Lo bo to my / Die Barney Die / Too Many Atoms / Bow 2 Me

C.O.G. rocked a small but passionate audience at BabelCon, making lots of new fans. This marked our first show with Lab Girl Trixie, and the longest show C.O.G. has ever staged! There was much BOWing and scraping at the end. The Orion Slave Girls appearing just in time for 'Funky Fresh' and the appearance of pirates just in time for 'Bucket of Blood' were unexpected lagniappe!

98th Lecture
Saturday, March 15th, 2008 - The MVC, Westwego LA

Pictures by Jeannine Flores,

Songs: Bow 2 Me / Science Fight / Born in the South / M.I.L.K. / March of the Skaletons / Bucket o' Blood / Placebo / LoBoToMy / Black Plague / I Scream

An all-ages show at a strange outdoor venue. We shared the bill with a handful of bizarre electronic acts incl. 'Peppermint Pony' and 'Brown Sox.'

97th Lecture - "The World's Deadliest Song"
Friday, March 7th, 2008 - One Eyed Jacks, New Orleans LA

With: Rock City Morgue
Pictures by Dominic Dagradi, 3 camera HD video by Ralph Madison, Arvid Cristina and Burgin Sundh

Songs: I Think Therefore I Rock / Science Fight / M.I.L.K. / Born in the South / Black Plague / Placebo / Lab Coat / LoBoToMy / Funky Fresh / Bow 2 Me / I Scream / Science Party

C.O.G. celebrated the release of their latest TV outing in grand style, starting with a duet with Rock City Morgue of the song 'Morgus the Magnificent' and then rocking hard to compensate for a number of technical glitches which slowed down but couldn't stop the science!

C.O.G. TV premiere - 'Rock City Morgus' - Cox 10
March 7, 2008, 8PM

Special Appearance
Wednesday, March 5th, 2008
WWL-TV, Channel 4 Morning News


Songs: Science Fight (partial) / March of the Skaletons (partial) / Reach Out and Touch the Hand (partial) / Lab Coat

To the shock and dismay of the Channel 4 morning news team, the Consortium of Genius returned to take over the newsroom, broadcast their demands on live television, and attempt to reinstall the brain of WWL's local anchor, Eric Paulsen!

96th Lecture - Friday, October 28st, 2007
The House of Shock, New Orleans LA
Pictures by Brandon Brunious,

Songs: (set 1) Bow 2 Me / Death to the Angel of Death / Holy Diver / Black Plague / Born in the South / The Creep / I Scream (set 2) Bucket of Blood / No More Mr. Nice Guy / Funky Fresh / M.I.L.K. / LoBoToMy / Die Barney Die

For our last great night at House of Shock 2007, we took the opportunity to razz 'Fall Out Boy' and Ashlee Simpson, who were making their way through the haunted house as part of a radio contest, announcing that they had become impaled in the House of Shock, had contracted the Black Plague, etc. A fitting end to a great season.

95th Lecture - Friday, October 26st, 2007
Fear Fest, New Orleans LA
Pictures by Jeannine Flores & Gary, HD Video by Jeannine Flores and Joe Vance

Songs: I Have the Power, It's Morally Wrong, Lab Coat, All I Wanna Do Is You, Born In the South, M.I.L.K., I Scream, Die Barney Die, Reach Out and Touch the Hand, Placebo!, Science Fight, Lo Bo To My, Bow 2 Me, Science Party

C.O.G. opens Fear Fest '07 with a bang and stages another 'Scientific American Idol' competition to find a fresh BRAIN for Dr. Pinkerton! Great performances all around. Competitors: Dr. Ivan Stroganoff, Dr. Wilhelm Shatler, Lactarre the Intolerant (education level unknown), Dr. Jezebel Erlenmeyer, and Dr. R. Mondo Payne-kerton. The winner - Dr. Wilhelm Shatler!

94th Lecture - Sunday, October 21st, 2007
The House of Shock, New Orleans LA
Pictures by Jeannine Flores

Songs: Bow 2 Me / War Pigs / Death to the Angel of Death / Holy Diver / Black Plague / Stonehenge / March of the Skaletons / Born in the South / M.I.L.K.

With a grim looking sky overhead, the C.O.G. perform a slightly cut-down show, but rock out at full intensity, joined at the end in a surprise appearance by Dr. A Pentatonic!

93rd Lecture - Sunday, October 14th, 2007
The House of Shock, New Orleans LA


Songs: Bow 2 Me / Born in the South / The Creep / I Scream / I Don't Know / M.I.L.K. / Lo Bo To My / Now You're a Man / Die Barney Die

C.O.G. returns to the House of Shock for their amazing 2007 season!

92nd Lecture - September 27th, 2007 - Club Phoenix, Slidell LA
Pictures by Jeannine Flores

Songs: I Have the Power / Born in the South / The Creep / Funky Fresh / Just a Drumbot / Bucket o' Blood / Placebo! / I Don't Know / Android Woman / Holy Diver / Reach Out and Touch the Hand / No More Mr. Nice Guy / Bow 2 the C.O.G.

The name of the place should have tipped us off... despite the enthusiasm of Carlos, the owner of Club Phoenix, the patrons were there for the D.J., NOT for the live band (gee, we should have brought the Brain Being with us!) The D.J. even aborted our show early. No worries, though; what this lecture lacked in logic it made up for in profitability! Thank heaven for small miracles...

91st Lecture - May 11th, 2007 - The Howlin' Wolf, New Orleans LA
With: Mad Mike
Pictures by Jeannine Flores

Songs: I Have the Power / It's Morally Wrong (feat. Dr. Ivan Stroganoff) / Lab Coat / All I Wanna Do (feat. Dr. Wilhelm Shatler) / Death to the Angel of Death / I Scream (feat. Dr. Otis Mathdeekus) / M.I.L.K. / Android Woman (feat. Dr. Jezebel Erlenmeyer) / Reach Out and Touch the Hand / Lovekill (feat. Dr. Ivan Beatniknikopfh) / Science Fight / LoBoToMy / Bow 2 Me / Funky Fresh / Science Party

Under the guise of a 'Scientific American Idol' contest, Dr. Pinkerton scopes out a replacement... or is he actually shopping for a fresh body to inhabit? Great performances by our special guest contestants! Competitors: Dr. Ivan Stroganoff, Dr. Wilhelm Shatler, Dr. Otis Mathdeekus, Dr. Jezebel Erlenmeyer, and Dr. Richard Beatniknikopf. The winner - Dr. Jezebel Erlenmeyer!

C.O.G. TV premiere - 'How Not to Destroy the World' - Cox 10
May 11, 2007, 8PM

90th Lecture - November 21st, 2006 - House of Blues Parish, New Orleans LA
With: The Garden District, P.H. Freddy Fred, and Mad Mike

Songs: Bow 2 Me / Death to the Angel of Death / Reach Out and Touch the Hand / Science Fight / M.I.L.K. / LoBoToMy / Die Barney Die

The C.O.G. celebrate the release of the Tenacious D movie by participating in a 'contest' designed to promote the film. As usual, the C.O.G. confuse the hell out of a mostly mundane audience! Big ups to the other comedy bands that played that night, and condolences to We're Only In It For the Honey, who got cheated out of performing...

87th - 89th Lectures - Sunday nights, October 22nd, 29th and 31st, 2006
The House of Shock, New Orleans LA
Pictures by Brandon Brunious

Songs: SET 'A' - Bow 2 Me / I Don't Know / I Scream / Because It's Midnight / M.I.L.K. / Lo Bo To My / Now You're a Man / Die Barney Die
SET 'B' - Bow 2 Me / War Pigs / Death to the Angel of Death / Holy Diver / Black Plague / Stonehenge / March of the Skeletons / No More Mr. Nice Guy / Bucket o' Blood

C.O.G. returns to rock the House of Shock again, with new covers courtesy of Dr. A Rachnid. A blast, despite the routine equipment casualties! Halloween night was esp. memorable... Phil Anselmo was seen rocking to 'Die Barney Die' and Dr. A Pentatonic made a surprise appearance!

86th Lecture - "C.O.G. 10th Anniversary Conflagration" (repeat)
September 2nd, 2006 - Dragon*Con 2006, Atlanta, GA

With: The Great Luke Ski
Pictures by Jeannine

Songs: Bow 2 Me / Lo bo to my / So Confuse / Death to the Angel of Death / March of the Skaletons / Stonehenge / It's Morally Wrong / I Scream / M.I.L.K. / Science Fight / Die Barney Die / Placebo / Brain Wrap

Wow, our second Dragon*Con performance! Always a blast - albeit a tiring one, we had lots of technical glitches and started late due to the usual con time slippage, but on the whole it was quite worthwhile. We rocked a bunch of newbies and made a lot of friends.

85th Lecture - "C.O.G. 10th Anniversary Conflagration" (repeat)
July 3rd, 2006 - The Big Top, New Orleans, LA

With: Love Zombie
Pictures by Jeannine

Songs: Bow 2 Me / Lo bo to my / So Confuse / Death to the Angel of Death / March of the Skaletons / Stonehenge / It's Morally Wrong / I Scream / M.I.L.K. / Science Fight / Die Barney Die / Placebo / Funky Fresh / Science Party

A much lower pressure night than the previous Saturday, we repeated the 10th Anniversary show for a VERY appreciative all-ages crowd. This exhilarating show really felt good (if a bit hot!), and we saw many old fans and made new friends as well!

C.O.G. TV premiere - 'A Strange Case of Horn Zombies' - Cox 10
July 2, 2006 8PM

84th Lecture - "C.O.G. 10th Anniversary Conflagration"
July 1st, 2006 - The Howlin' Wolf, New Orleans, LA

With: Love Zombie
3 camera HD video

Songs: I Have the Power / Bow 2 Me / Lo bo to my / So Confuse / Death to the Angel of Death / March of the Skaletons / Stonehenge / It's Morally Wrong / I Scream / M.I.L.K. / Science Fight / Die Barney Die

Dr. Pinkerton dispatches former members of the C.O.G. with Deth Lazer cannons to the four corners of the Earth, in order to split the world in twain! The experiment is a success, but the unspeakable horror at the center of the world proves too dangerous for even the C.O.G.!

We must have been insane to attempt to stage both our 10th Anniversary Show and shoot critical parts of our 2nd TV episode all in the same night! We pulled it off, mind you - but a mountain of setbacks and dollops of bad luck pushed the night way into the wee hours. However, we persisted, and the 90% of the crowd that hung with us to the end proved quite appreciative!

Special Appearance
Thursday, February 2nd, 2006
Timecode NOLA


Song: Placebo!

To the shock and dismay of local filmmakers, the Consortium of Genius proceeds to take over Timecode NOLA, demanding the cessation of local film and music making... until Filbert accidentally blows up the lab. Again. This appearance was taped to pre-promote our upcoming TV series...

C.O.G. TV Pilot principal shoot
August 21, 2005

83rd Lecture - "FrankenCOG"
August 13, 2005 - Chalmette Cinema, Chalmette, LA

With: Road Agents
1 camera fixed video, pictures by Jeannine Flores

Songs: I Have the Power / Bow 2 Me / LoBoToMy / Brain Rewrapped / Android Woman / M.I.L.K. / I Scream / Placebo! / Science Party / Science Fight

Dr. Pinkerton is shocked to find out that both Dr. Z and Dr. A Rachnid have each been developing their own version of THE CREATURE, Pinkerton's latest scheme for Taking Over The World. Having only one brain to use for activating the creature leads to some infighting over which version will be activated...

Wonderful show in front of an enthusiastic crowd of Rocky Horror devotees. Even better, it was a reunion of sorts with the crew that used to run Movie Pitchers, another all-ages-friendly movie theatre where we played in the early days.

82nd Lecture - "Do We Have the Power"
May 7th, 2005 - The Howlin' Wolf, New Orleans LA

With: Egg Yolk Jubilee
4 camera video

Songs: I Have the Power / Why Do We Do It / It's Morally Wrong / March of the Skaletons / Bucket Of Blood / LoBoToMy / M.I.L.K. / Brain Rewrapped / Funky Fresh / Science Party / Death to the Angel of Death / Bow 2 Me

Pinkerton attempts to hypnotize the entire world with his new invention, the Hypnotron. Lacking sufficient Power to do so, he gives Dr. A. Rachnid and Dr. Z a chance to hypnotize the world THEIR way. Dr. A Rachnid uses Kandarian Black Magic to summon the Horn Zombies, which eventually have to be dispelled due to their constant hunger for BRAINS and BLOOD. Dr. Z attempts to utilize mideast mysticism on the crowd, but it only seems to affect the women! In the end Dr. Pinkerton manages to procure sufficient Power - too much in fact; for shortly after hypnotizing the entire world to Bow to the C.O.G., his head explodes.

'Morally Wrong', 'March of the Skaletons', and 'Bucket of Blood' performed with the horns of Egg Yolk Jubilee. Sound-man Willis' last show at the 'Wolf. And possibly ours too.

81st Lecture - "Is There A Doctor in the House"
March 1st, 2005 - TwiRopa, New Orleans LA

With: Sleepytime Gorilla Museum
video by Buddy and Marie

Songs: Placebo! / Death to the Angel of Death / M.I.L.K. / Android Woman / March of the Skaletons / It’s Morally Wrong / LoBoToMy / Brain Wrap / Why Do We Do It / Bow 2 Me / I Scream / Funky Fresh / 2112 Overture / Science Party

The C.O.G, suddenly lacking a guitarist, interviews several six-stringed scientists, each killed off by his predecessor! In the end, Dr. Harry A. Rachnid wins the (dubious?) honor of becoming the C.O.G.'s new guitarist.

80th Lecture - "The Empire Strikes C.O.G."
January 22nd, 2005 - One Eyed Jacks, New Orleans LA

With: The Fantastic Ooze
three-camera video shot by New Orleans After Midnight crew

Songs: Bow 2 Me / M.I.L.K. / It's Morally Wrong / Why Do We Do It / Death to the Angel of Death / LoBoToMy / Placebo! / Destroy Old Things / Android Woman / Reach Out and Touch the Hand / Funky Fresh / Science Party

At the command of the Evil Emperor, Darth Inscrutable disposes of Dr. A and infiltrates the C.O.G. to steal The Time Door, leading to a fierce guitar-sabre battle!

79th Lecture - "The Empire Strikes C.O.G."
January 15th, 2005 - Gutter Lounge, Pensacola, FL

With: 60 Cycles of Sound
video (fixed camera)

Songs: Bow 2 Me / M.I.L.K. / It's Morally Wrong / Why Do We Do It / Death to the Angel of Death / LoBoToMy / Placebo! / Destroy Old Things / Android Woman / Reach Out and Touch the Hand / Funky Fresh / Science Party / Because It's Midnight

Bidden to appear by the demon Baron Mondo Von Doren (and his faithless sidekick El Sappo), C.O.G. appeared in Pensacola and rocked the house - until the Evil Empire stepped in to try to infiltrate the C.O.G.!

78th Lecture - "The Trial of Dr. Pinkerton"
November 19th, 2004 - House of Blues Parish, New Orleans LA

Opening for: Captured! By Robots

Songs: M.I.L.K. / It's Morally Wrong / Reach Out and Touch the Hand / Why Do We Do It / Black Plague / Death to the Angel of Death / Just A Drumbot / Bow 2 Me

Rocking the small stage upstairs from the House of Blues, the C.O.G. re-enacted the 'Trial of Dr. Pinkerton' for an enthusiastic, if a bit confused, (mostly) fresh audience! Dr. A's last show.

77th Lecture - "Terrorvision"
November 13th, 2004 - The Howlin' Wolf, New Orleans LA

With: Ugorji
photos by John King Video by Paul Tassen

Songs: I Have the Power / March of the Skaletons / Reach Out and Touch the Hand / M.I.L.K. / It's Morally Wrong / LoBoToMy / Brain Wrap / Why Do We Do It / Death to the Angel of Death / Placebo / Twilight Zone / Bucket of Blood / Funky Fresh / Science Party / Because It's Midnight / (encore) Bow 2 Me

The Release Party for the C.O.G.'s new CD, 'In C.O.G. We Trust'. Lots of new faces, unfortunately, a difficult show to attend because of lack of parking. Great performance by the C.O.G., captured on video for future release...

Special Appearance
Tuesday, November 9th, 2004
WWL-TV, Channel 4 Morning News


Songs: Placebo! / M.I.L.K. (partial) / LoboToMy

To the shock and dismay of the Channel 4 morning news team, the Consortium of Genius proceeded to take over the newsroom, broadcast their demands on live television, and LoBoToMize their local anchor, Eric Paulsen!

'In C.O.G. We Trust' CD
completed November 2004

76th Lecture - "C.O.G.BUSTERS"
October 31st, 2004 - Southport Hall, Jefferson LA

With: Converts and Devil Dust
photos by Ron Keller

Songs: I Have the Power / Bow 2 Me / Destroy Old Things / Brain Wrap / LoboToMy / March of the Skeletons / Bite Me / / Placebo! / Black Plague / Death to the Angel of Death / Funky Fresh / Because It's Midnight

Our second night at Southport saw a rerun of our great Halloween show from the previous year. Opening for us were two great blasts from the past - Filbert's band 'Devil Dust', and a newly revitalized version of Dr. A's band, 'Converts'

75th Lecture
October 24th, 2004 - The House of Shock, New Orleans LA
Songs:
SET 1: The Wizard / Death to the Angel of Death / March of the Skeletons / Black Plague / Krazed Archer / Billion Dollar Babies / Ace of Spades / Bow 2 Me
SET 2: 2112 / Destroy Old Things / Now You're A Man / M.I.L.K. / LoBoToMy / Twilight Zone / Born In the South / Because It's Midnight / Funky Fresh / Brain Wrap / Placebo!
Our last night at the House of Shock in its old location. Big thanks to all the evil folks at the House of Shock who made us feel at home over the last three years.



74th Lecture
October 3rd, 2004
The House of Shock, New Orleans LA

Songs:
SET 1: The Wizard / Death to the Angel of Death / March of the Skeletons / Black Plague / Krazed Archer / Billion Dollar Babies / Ace of Spades
SET 2: 2112 / Bow 2 Me / Belial Went Down to N'Awlins / Destroy Old Things / Yer Dawg Iz Ded / Now You're A Man / M.I.L.K. / Twilight Zone / Because It's Midnight

73rd Lecture - "Terrorvision"
September 10th, 2004 - Southport Hall, Jefferson LA

With: Doctor A-Go-Go
photos by Steve Payne Video by John King and Dustin Presley

Songs: I Have the Power / March of the Skaletons / Reach Out and Touch the Hand / M.I.L.K. / It's Morally Wrong / LoBoToMy / Brain Wrap / Why Do We Do It / Death to the Angel of Death / Placebo / Twilight Zone / Green Slime / Funky Fresh / Science Party / Because It's Midnight / (encore) Bow 2 Me

Using the C.O.G.'s new invention, Terrorvision, on an unsuspecting audience, Dr. Pinkerton rapidly becomes addicted to Brain Alcohol - until Dr.'s A & Z turn the tables on him, revealing his own most rabbid nightmare!

70th, 71st, 72nd Lectures - "The Trial of Dr. Pinkerton"
June 2nd, 4th - Southern Rep. Theatre, New Orleans LA


Songs: M.I.L.K. / It's Morally Wrong / Reach Out and Touch the Hand / Why Do We Do It / Black Plague / Funky Fresh / All I Wanna Do Is You / Death to the Angel of Death / Just A Drumbot / Bow 2 Me / (encores) Science Party / Because It's Midnight / Android Woman / Ace of Spades

A conspiracy to remove Dr. Pinkerton from power results in a game-show like trial gone horribly wrong! Lots of cameos from older characters made this, in the words of several fans, the "best C.O.G. show ever."


65th, 66th, 67th, 68th, and 69th Lectures
October 3rd, 4th, 19th, 26th, and November 1st 2003
The House of Shock, New Orleans LA

Opening act: Atone Pain Tribe

Songs:
SET 'A': Bow 2 Me / LoBoToMy / Earache My Eye / I Scream / The Devil Went Down To Georgia / M.I.L.K. / Symphony of Destruction
SET 'B': The Wizard / Death to the Angel of Death / March of the Skeletons / Krazed Archer / Black Plague / Ace of Spades / Blood Pudding
Lots of fun was had once again rocking the House of Shock all during the Halloween season. While not onstage, Dr. A could be found inside the House of Shock!

64th Lecture - "C.O.G.BUSTERS"
Friday night, October 31st 2003 - Rosie's Jazz Hall, New Orleans LA

With: Beth Patterson and Damien Youth
photos by Ritchie Champagne

Songs: I Have the Power / Bow 2 Me / Destroy Old Things / Brain Wrap / LoboToMy / March of the Skeletons / Bite Me / / Placebo! / Black Plague / Death to the Angel of Death / Funky Fresh / New World Girl / Ziggy Stardust / Billion Dollar Babies

Attempting to complete their Robot Army Prototype once again, the Consortium runs afoul of several ghosts from their past who attempt to unplug the lecture. The C.O.G. fight back by becoming Busters of Ghosts, and vacuum up the offending entities - until accidentally crossed proton streams cause the robot prototype to transform into Poppin Fresh, who squishes poor Dr. Pinkerton! This lecture was special in several ways - including our first onstage collaboration with Beth Patterson and Damien Youth on the encore, the first onstage appearance of Filthy the Skeleton, and a cameo appearance (following a three year absense) by none other than Filbert Snodgrass!

63rd Lecture - "C.O.G. vs. the Giant Robot"
Friday night, September 19th 2003 - C.O.G. DVD Release Party
The Howlin' Wolf, New Orleans LA

With: Hoss, Hadji, and Imagine the Band
video by Jeannine and ? photos by Jim Fairchild, Dreux Englart, & John Allen

Songs: I Have the Power / Bow 2 Me / Destroy Old Things / Brain Wrap / LoboToMy / Death to the Angel of Death / M.I.L.K. / Placebo! / Born in the South / Why Do We Do It / Funky Fresh / Black Plague / Ace of Spades

Overcoming a blistering bastion of bad luck, the C.O.G. rocks its largest crowd ever with its newest invention - the C.O.G. Robot Army Prototype. Medical problems, transportation problems, electrical problems, and computer problems can't stop the C.O.G.!!!

'The History of Future Civilization' DVD
completed August 2003

62nd Lecture
Friday night, July 25th 2003 - Allen Jaeger & Vance Kelly's poster art showing
TwiRopa, New Orleans LA

video by Nash and John Allen photos by Buddy & Marie

Songs: SET 'A' - Bow 2 Me / I Scream / Android Woman / Blinded By Science
SET 'B' - 2112 Overture / M.I.L.K. / Funky Fresh
SET 'C' - I Have the Power / Why Do We Do It / LoBoToMy / Now You're A Man
SET 'D' - The Wizard / Death to the Angel of Death / March of the Skeletons / Black Plague / Ace of Spades

Lecturing without a script, the C.O.G. trashes the art world, and debuts its newest music video, 'Destroy Old Things'!

61st Lecture
"COG-A-WABA"
Tuesday night, April 15th, 2003
The Hard Rock Cafe, New Orleans, LA

With: Silko, Lowerline, Blush
Songs: Bow 2 Me / Destroy Old Things / Why Do We Do It / I Scream / Death to the Angel of Death / Funky Fresh
Winning their own competition against all other bands, the C.O.G. proceed to prove why... until the unexpected return of the Angel of Death!

60th Lecture - "C.O.G. vs. Sherlock Holmes"
Saturday night, January 4th, 2003 - The Howlin' Wolf, New Orleans, LA

Opening acts: Glorybee, Electrical Spectacle
photos by Jim Fairchild

Songs: Bow 2 Me / M.I.L.K. / Android Woman / Dance or Die 2K2 / Brain Wrap / LoBoToMy / Why Do We Do It / Death to the Angel of Death / Blinded By Science / Funky Fresh / Science Party

Rocking their largest crowd yet in their own hometown, C.O.G. puts on a dazzling show and introduces a new musical physician - Dr. 'R' Mondo Paine!

59th Lecture - "C.O.G. vs. Sherlock Holmes"
Saturday night, November 30th, 2002 - The Garage, Mobile, AL

Opening for: The Vomit Spots

Songs: Bow 2 Me / M.I.L.K. / Android Woman / Destroy Old Things / Dance or Die 2K2 / Brain Wrap / LoBoToMy / Why Do We Do It / Death to the Angel of Death / Blinded By Science / Ace of Spades (encore)

Despite slight technical problems with the PA (we blew it up!) the C.O.G. rocks the house, stunning another new audience.

58th Lecture
Friday night, November 29th, 2002
End of the Line, Pensacola, FL

Opening for: The Vomit Spots
Songs: Bow 2 Me / Ace of Spades / M.I.L.K. / Black Plague / Android Woman / Destroy Old Things / Brain Wrap / LoBoToMy / Death to the Angel of Death / Blinded By Science
C.O.G. rocks a shoebox-sized coffee house, clearing the room of all hippy punks!

55th - 57th Lectures
October 30, November 1, 2 2002
The House of Shock, New Orleans LA


Opening act: Peter Pandemonium

54th Lecture - "C.O.G. vs. Sherlock Holmes"
Saturday night, October 26th, 2002 - Cypress Hall, New Orleans LA

Opening act: Eerie Lane, Opening for: Antarctica vs. the World

Songs: Bow 2 Me / M.I.L.K. / Android Woman / Destroy Old Things / Dance or Die 2K2 / Brain Wrap / LoBoToMy / Why Do We Do It / Death to the Angel of Death / Blinded By Science

Despite numerous technical problems with the PA & video, the C.O.G. rocks the house, facing off this time against no less than Sherlock Holmes, James Bond, and Spiderman!

50th - 53rd Lectures - Friday & Saturday nights, October 11, 12, 18, 19 2002
The House of Shock, New Orleans LA
Opening act: Peter Pandemonium
Songs: SET 'A' - Bow 2 Me / Holy Diver / Death to the Angel of Death / Head Like a Hole / Yer Dawg Iz Ded / The Devil Went Down to Georgia
SET 'B' - The Wizard / Black Plague / Ace of Spades / Android Woman / Billion Dollar Babies / LoBoToMy / Destroy Old Things / M.I.L.K.
SET 'C' - 2112 Overture / Now You're a Man / I Scream / Why Do We Do It / Dance or Die 2K2 / Brain Wrap / Blinded By Science

The heaviness is turned up past 11 as the C.O.G. rocks the House of Shock for the second year, this time without a script!

'C.O.G. vs. The Phantom' video
completed August 2002

49th Lecture - "Summer Session"
Friday night, June 7th, 2002 - Shim Sham Club, New Orleans LA

Opening acts: The Gadjits, Squad 5-0
video by Allen Jaeger / photography by Nurse P. Nutt

Songs: Bow 2 Me / It's Morally Wrong / Android Woman / M.I.L.K. / Just a Drumbot / Why Do We Do It / Death to the Angel of Death / Dance or Die 2K2 / Brain Wrap / Destroy Old Things / Blinded By Science / Yer Dawg Iz Ded

Crashing into the Shim Sham club, the C.O.G. proceeded to rock the room, despite machinery's best attempts to stop them!

48th Lecture - "FINAL Exams"
Saturday night, May 4th, 2002 - Cypress Hall, Fat City LA
Opening acts: 3 Finger Demon,Antarctica vs. the World
photography by Nurse P. Nutt

Songs: Bow 2 Me / It's Morally Wrong / Android Woman / M.I.L.K. / Just a Drumbot / Why Do We Do It / Death to the Angel of Death / Dance or Die 2K2 / Brain Wrap / Destroy Old Things / Blinded By Science / Yer Dawg Iz Ded

In a rare all-ages appearance, the C.O.G. reappeared after months of seclusion, only to assail a shocked audience with 4 new songs!

47th Lecture - "2001: Drumbot's Odyssey 2"
Thursday night, November 22nd, 2001 - The Howlin' Wolf

Opening act: Newfound Addiction
2 camera video

Songs: Bow 2 Me / I Scream / Death to the Angel of Death / Billion Dollar Babies / Android Woman / It's Morally Wrong / March of the Skeletons / M.I.L.K. / Brain Wrap / LoBoToMy / Daisy / Science Party / Why Do We Do It / Yer Dawg Iz Ded

The night of our Home Video release saw Drumbot show up late, then show little appreciation for his new emotion-chip implant, as he started speaking in an eerie voice and tried to kill us all! Fortunately, the Sonic Mind Probe was working perfectly, and following a quick Drumbot LoBoToMy, we were able to debut a new song!

'C.O.G. Home Video'
completed November 2001

Special Appearance - Private party - Jude & Debbie's wedding reception!
Saturday, October 13th, 2001 - Harahan Lions Club Hall

Suprise appearance by the Krazed Archer!
photos by several people...

Songs: Bow 2 Me / Android Woman / Stop Mr. Peanut / Billion Dollar Babies / Green Slime / March of the Skeletons / Funky Fresh (abridged) / Bite Me / M.I.L.K. / Black Plague / LoBoToMy / I Scream / Death to the Angel of Death / Science Party / Stonehenge / White Wedding / The Devil Went Down To Georgia

Performing for two of our most dedicated fans, C.O.G. gave wedding guests an afternoon to remember, live without a script!

34-47th Lectures - "C.O.G. vs. The House of Shock"
October 5, 6, 12, 14, 19, 20, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30 and 31st, 2001 - The House of Shock

with: Rev. B. Dangerous, Peter Pandemonium
Special appearances by Damien Storm!
photos by Jeannine Flores Video by John Allen, Jeannine Flores, and Doug Arena
Songs: (Set 1) Bow 2 Me / Stonehenge / LoBoToMy / Brain Wrap / It's Morally Wrong (Set 2) Death to the Angel of Death / I Scream / Billion Dollar Babies / Black Plague / Android Woman (Set 3) M.I.L.K. / March of the Skeletons / Bite Me / Green Slime / The Devil Went Down To Georgia

Searching for the Book of the Dead, Dr. Pinkerton sends Dr's A and Z into the House of Shock, only to be frogified to death, by the evil demon Belial!

33rd Lecture - "C.O.G. vs. Damien Storm II"
Saturday night, July 21st, 2001 - The Ark Theatre

with: Antarctica vs. The World, Sixsouth, Nowhere Fast, and Para La Guerra
Special appearance by Damien Storm
Video by Jeannine Flores and Brian Duke

Songs: Bow 2 Me / Android Woman / Stop Mr. Peanut / Billion Dollar Babies / Green Slime / March of the Skeletons / Funky Fresh (abridged) / Bite Me / M.I.L.K. / Black Plague / LoBoToMy / I Scream / Death to the Angel of Death / Yer Dawg Iz Ded

Haunted by the phantom of Damien Storm, Dr. A once again sets out on a mission to destroy evil and almost ends up killing Dr. Pinkerton... until a dose of frozen evil ice cream restores him to his properly senseless senses, and we rock out with Damien Storm! Never again will the C.O.G. make the mistake of performing in an un-airconditioned theatre... this show was immortalized in the C.O.G. Home Video.

32nd Lecture - "C.O.G. vs. Damien Storm"
Friday night, April 20th, 2001 - The Howlin' Wolf

Opening act: Antarctica vs. The World
Opening for: Damien Storm
3 camera video by Jeannine Flores, Brian Duke, and Jim Fairchild
photos by Scott Caliva

Songs: Bow 2 Me / Android Woman / Billion Dollar Babies / Green Slime / March of the Skeletons / Bite Me / M.I.L.K. / Black Plague / LoBoToMy / I Scream / Death to the Angel of Death

Haunted by the phantom of Damien Storm, Dr. A sets out on a mission to destroy evil and almost ends up killing Dr. Pinkerton... until a dose of frozen evil ice cream restores him to his properly senseless senses!

Special Appearance
Sunday, April 1st, 2001
Chante Beusche - Worcester, MA
Live radio interview

31st Lecture - "2001: Drumbot's Odyssey"
Saturday night, March 17th, 2001 - CoastCon XXIV - Biloxi Gulf Coast Coliseum

Opening act: Antarctica vs. The World
3 camera video photos by John Maracich
Songs: Bow 2 Me / I Scream / Death to the Angel of Death / Billion Dollar Babies / Android Woman / It's Morally Wrong / March of the Skeletons / M.I.L.K. / Brain Wrap / LoBoToMy / Daisy / Science Party

Making his singing debut, Drumbot gains the power of consciousness, intelligence, and speech - then tries to stop the Consortium of Genius from taking over the world! Fortunately for the C.O.G., Dr. Pinkerton is an expert at performing LoBoToMies!

30th Lecture - "Classroom of Evil"
Friday night, February 16th, 2001 - Cypress Hall

Opening for Antarctica vs. The World
fixed camera video photos by Amy Enyart

Songs: Death to the Angel of Death / March of the Skeletons / Black Plague / M.I.L.K. / LoBoToMy / I Scream / Brain Wrap / Bow 2 Me

Impersonating school teachers, the C.O.G. managed to mangle the minds of innocent (but enthusiastic) school children, then proceeded to the the aforementioned students in a deadly experiment to once again revive the madmen of Antarctica vs. The World!
Dr. Z's first show.

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