MORGUS THE MAGNIFICENT Dr. Momus Alexander Morgus - My pre-eminent predecessor in the localized field of SCIENCE. (New Orleans, LA)

THE COG IS DEAD NO we're NOT! (Of course you know, this means war...) (DeLand, FL)

DECODER RING THEATER These masked do-gooders had better not TRY to stop me from taking over the world!!! (Toronto, ON)

THE LAUNDRONAUTS Hailing from the planet Laundromeda, these three lifeforms have made it their mission to outrock our music AND outbleach our labcoats! Of course, this cannot be allowed to happen. (Victoria, BC)

MAD ABOUT U Dr. Teague Tysseling's online comic strip ABOUT MAD SCIENTISTS, FOR MAD SCIENTISTS! (Ukiah, CA) View C.O.G.'s guest appearance on the strip

CHILLER CINEMA More than ably run by the great Dr. Gangrene, mad doctor in residence on Shackle Island (Nashville, TN)

COUNT GORE de VOL Clearly, this violates the C.O.G.'s disbelief in the supernatural! Very congenial, however, for a vampire. (Washington, D.C.)

BARON MONDO VON DOREN Minor demon Baron Mondo Von Doren must have done something really morally wrong, for now he is stuck with assistant El Sapo hosting Nightmare Theatre. (Pensacola, FL)

SHOWY SHOW SHO-SHO! Dr. Eric Houg's amazing comedy radio research site. Proving that Dr. Demento isn't the only comedy music genius out there! (West Hills, CA) C.O.G.'s 1st guest appearance on the sho C.O.G.'s 2nd guest appearance on the sho

OXYMORONATRON Android band that singlehandedly defends the earth from the forces of MAD ROBOTS! (Dayton, OH)

THE BLACK MATH EXPERIMENT A like minded mob of deviants conducting mysterious electrosonic experiments from the heart of Space City. (Houston, TX)

EXIT HUMAN Poor Dr. Raldron. Not only did he sacrifice his dignity with that incomprehensible hairstyle, but he also allowed his experiment, Arvada, to attain sentience and join his band. BAD IDEA! (Little Rock, AK)

LAB ROCK LISTING Dr. Greg Crowther has collected a veritable clearinghouse of Lab Rock here. (Washington State U)

SOUNDWAVE Dr. Chad Gould, a fellow music researcher and C.O.G. collaborator. (Tallahassee, FL)

THE WORST ALBUM COVERS OF ALL TIME Dr. Nick has devoted his life to collecting albums of highly questionable taste! Proceed at your own risk...