Bow 2 Me (c) 1999 by Jeff King, Lewis D'Aubin, and Chris Flattmann BACK TO CD NEXT TRACK In the future, all will be happy In the future all will sing with glee In the future there will be much rejoicing In the future all will bow to me There never will be any problems There never will be any choice No dissent or discontent There will only be one voice Bow to the COG! BOW TO THE COG! Hail to me! Bow to the COG, Hail to me Bow right now to the C.O.G.! Kowtow to the COG! BOW TO THE COG! Praise to me! Bow to the COG Praise to me On your knees if you please for the C.O.G.! I've got a task in mind for you Quit your job don't go to school Break your bones to build my dream You're a tiny gear in a big machine I've got what you want I know what you need I've got ideas between my ears That would make your brain bleed So Bow to the COG! BOW TO THE COG! Hail to me! Bow to the COG, Hail to me Bow right now to the C.O.G.! Kowtow to the COG! BOW TO THE COG! Praise to me! Bow to the COG Praise to me On your knees if you please for the C.O.G.! I will give you a higher purpose I'll control your very soul My will is yours, now do your chores Or be beaten by a pole But how will your lives have any meaning After I'm buried, dead and gone I'll build an army of giant robots My evil plans will carry on! So bow to the COG! BOW TO THE COG! Hail to me! Bow to the COG, Hail to me Bow right now to the C.O.G.! Kowtow to the COG! BOW TO THE COG! Praise to me! Bow to the COG Praise to me On your knees if you please for the C.O.G.!

Our theme song! This number started as an attempt to write a 'nu-metal' song - a direct ripoff of Korn, with Marilyn Manson influences. Instead of that we got this! The lyrics were originally prototyped in between classes at U.N.O. in the early 90's, but like many other C.O.G. songs, were altered beyond recognition by the time the recording was actually done. The guitar solo was played with a Craftsman electric cordless drill, and recorded along with all other guitars through Chris's Marshall stack. After we tracked the bass, we attempted to tune it down a whole octave to double the bridge. The strings flopped around limply against the pickups, and that's what you hear under the guitar solo. In an attempt to be controversial, I tacked on the 'Gregorian' church organ intro, triple tracking the organs through an Alesis QS6 keyboard. 'Bow To the C.O.G.!' has become one of our fans' most enduring and oft repeated catch-phrases... Credits Drums...........drumbot Guitars.........Jeff King Bass............Chris Flattmann / Jim Fairchild Lead vocal......Lewis D'Aubin Backing vocals..Lewis D'Aubin, Jeff King & Chris Flattmann Recorded and mixed 1999 at C.O.G. Secret Lab, Kenner LA