The Consortium of Genius(TM): "The Science of Evil"

"Have you the courage to stand against the Evil One?!?"
-The Evil One

Now, you have made it through our Evil primer, you need to grasp some
of the less obvious concepts in the realm of Evil vs. Good. Observe-

	Orange juice is good.	Apple juice is evil.
	Nachos are good.	Whatever these are, they're evil.
	Computer chips are good.	Intel chips are evil! (Cooling fan removed to show logo)
	Guns pointing away are not too evil.	Guns pointing at you... now that's evil!
	Mt. Rushmore is good.	Stonehenge, strangely, is evil.
	Smiling old men with horses are OK, I guess.	Old men on the beach wearing Speedos, ugghh, EVIL!
	Bunnies are adorable.	Rabbid rabbits are evil.
	Little girls with their dollies outside in the springtime--so cute it's disgusting!	Mimes masquerading as jesters--the epitome of evil!

Bonus section! GOOD...OR EVIL?!?!?

These pictures do not represent good or evil. These people are simply confused.
PLEASE LEARN TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE!

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