COG: The Consortium of Genius

COG Hall of Fear

The very word connotes the opposite of death, and the Consortium of Genius, better known as the COG,
are experts in the field of death, destruction, and live multimedia mayhem.

The group was started in a hidden lab, thousands of miles below the earth's crust. In Kenner, LA. Conveniently located near the airport. But I digress. Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III, the founder of the group, noticed that certain sonic waveforms can have a horribly destructive, yet entertaining effect when broadcast over a large group of people. He spared no time or expense in quickly and cheaply assembling a band of evil masters of their individual evil crafts: evil medicine, evil physics, evil geology... the list goes on, but suffice it to say that the Consortium of Genius utilize all aspects of scientific discipline in assaulting its audience with brain damaging waves of sound.

Joined by fellow scientist Dr. Wolfgang A. Wissenschaft, DrumBot, and Junior Scientist in Training Filbert Wilhelm Snodgrass, Dr. Pinkerton will, in layman's terms, 'Rock Your World.' As it were.

Let us put it this way.

Don't ask too many questions, and you will be spared.

COG. Taking Over the World, One Brain at a Time.




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